Attempted Murder Joke Premium T-Shirt
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More Info on this Design
Perfect for casual wear, lightweight comfort, and intense gym sessions.
About the Design
This design features a humorous and darkly comedic twist on a classic proverb. It plays with expectations, turning a message of perseverance into an unexpected and funny outcome. The simple text-based graphic ensures the clever wordplay is the main focus.
What the Phrase Means
The phrase "If at first you don't succeed, it's only 'attempted' murder" is a sarcastic reinterpretation of the well-known saying "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." It uses extreme exaggeration to create a humorous and edgy statement. It's a witty commentary on failure, taken to its most absurd and inappropriate conclusion for comedic effect.
Who This Design Is For
- Fans of dark humor and sarcasm
- Individuals with a dry wit
- People who enjoy provocative and unconventional jokes
- Gift shoppers looking for unique humorous apparel
- Anyone who likes to challenge traditional sayings
- Those who appreciate clever wordplay
Related Humor Apparel
People searching for this design often look for:
- Sarcastic quotes t-shirts
- Dark humor graphic tees
- Witty saying shirts
- Edgy joke apparel
- Twisted proverb merchandise
- Funny failure slogans
- Comedic phrase clothing
- Provocative humor gifts
Design Interpretation
The design features classic-style, slightly textured, off-white serif text against a stark black background. The clean typography keeps the focus entirely on the witty phrase. The quotes around "attempted" add a meta-humorous emphasis, underscoring the comedic intent of the phrase.
Who is this for?
Sarcasm enthusiasts, Dark humor lovers, People with a dry sense of humor, Witty joke collectors, Fans of unconventional sayings
Sizing, Fit & Styles
Available Styles & Fits
Sizing & Fit Guide
Our Premium T-Shirt is designed with a modern fit. If you prefer a loose look, we recommend sizing up.
| Available Sizes | Fits Like |
|---|---|
| Small | True to Size |
| Medium | True to Size |
| Large | True to Size |
| Extra Large | True to Size |
| 2X Large | True to Size |
| 3X Large | True to Size |
Care & Frequently Asked Questions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Common Questions
Is this shirt meant to be offensive?
This shirt is intended as dark humor and sarcasm, meant for those who appreciate witty and edgy jokes without taking them literally.
What kind of person would wear this design?
This design is for individuals with a strong sense of irony and a dry, often dark, sense of humor who enjoy expressing their wit.
Can this be a gift?
Yes, it makes a great gift for friends or family members who share a similar appreciation for sarcastic and unconventional humor.
