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Derive Drunk Math Pun Sarcasm Premium T-Shirt featuring Show off your love for calculus with this witty design featu – designed by Geoff Brown @ SunFrog

Friends Don't Derive Drunk Premium T-Shirt

$24.00
🇺🇸 Printed in Michigan, USA
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🚚 Est. Delivery: Apr 15 - Apr 16
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About the Design

Perfect for casual wear, lightweight comfort, and intense gym sessions.

About the Design

This clever design features a mathematical graph, illustrating a complex function, alongside a humorous warning. It combines the precision of calculus with a lighthearted, relatable message. The artwork is a clean line drawing, emphasizing the clarity of the mathematical concept and the sharpness of the pun.

What the Phrase Means

The phrase "Friends Don't Let Friends Derive Drunk" is a witty play on the well-known saying "Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk." It cleverly replaces "drive" with "derive," referencing the calculus operation of finding a derivative, and implies that doing math while impaired can lead to messy, incorrect results, just as driving drunk is dangerous.

Who This Design Is For

  • Calculus students
  • Math teachers and professors
  • Engineers and scientists with a sense of humor
  • Anyone who loves math puns
  • Geeks and nerds
  • Friends who study together

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Design Interpretation

The artwork uses a simple, clean line-art style in a light grey color against a white background, giving it a minimalist and academic feel. The graph of `f(x)` is clearly depicted, embodying the mathematical theme. The typography for the main phrase is straightforward, while the equation is presented in a classic mathematical script, conveying a smart and humorous mood.

Who is this for?

Math enthusiasts, Calculus students, Math teachers, Engineers, People who enjoy puns

Sizing, Fit & Styles

Sizing & Fit Guide

Our Premium T-Shirt is designed with a modern fit. If you prefer a loose look, we recommend sizing up.

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Care & Frequently Asked Questions

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
  • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
  • Do not dry clean.

Common Questions

Is this shirt suitable for a math teacher?

Absolutely! It's a clever and humorous design that any math teacher or professor who appreciates a good pun would enjoy.

What kind of math is depicted on the shirt?

The shirt features a graph of a polynomial function, specifically `f(x) = 3x^4 - 4x^3 - 12x^2 + 3`, which is related to calculus and finding derivatives.

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