True Crime Glass of Wine In Bed By Nine Hooded Sweatshirt
More Info on this Design
Layer up for colder weather, crisp morning approaches, and outdoor adventures with this premium hoodie.
About the Design
This graphic features the popular saying "True Crime Glass of Wine In Bed By Nine" in a bold, distressed font. It perfectly encapsulates a relaxed evening routine for many.
The simple yet impactful text stands out on any fabric, making it a clear statement piece for casual wear.
What the Phrase Means
The phrase represents a quintessential evening for individuals who find comfort in true crime documentaries or podcasts, enjoy a glass of wine, and appreciate an early bedtime.
It's a humorous and relatable declaration of prioritizing self-care and a peaceful night in over late-night social activities.
Who This Design Is For
- True crime enthusiasts
- Wine lovers who appreciate an early night
- People who enjoy cozy nights at home
- Introverts who cherish their evening routine
- Anyone with a humorous take on adulting
- Gift shoppers for friends and family
Related Humor Apparel
People searching for this design often look for:
- True crime fan shirts
- Wine lover apparel
- Funny bedtime graphics
- Introvert lifestyle clothing
- Cozy night in t-shirts
- Sarcastic adult humor
- Homebody fashion statements
- Relaxation themed tops
Design Interpretation
The design features a distressed, blocky sans-serif typography in a dark grey color against a black background, creating a subtle, understated yet clear visual. The grainy texture gives it a vintage or worn-in feel. The mood is relaxed, relatable, and humorous, focusing on the text as the primary visual element.
Who is this for?
True crime documentary fans, Wine aficionados, People who prefer quiet evenings, Introverted individuals, Those who appreciate sarcastic humor about daily routines
Sizing, Fit & Styles
Available Styles & Fits
Sizing & Fit Guide
Our Hooded Sweatshirt is designed with a modern fit. If you prefer a loose look, we recommend sizing up.
| Available Sizes | Fits Like |
|---|---|
| Small | True to Size |
| Medium | True to Size |
| Large | True to Size |
| Extra Large | True to Size |
| 2X Large | True to Size |
| 3X Large | True to Size |
Care & Frequently Asked Questions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Common Questions
What kind of person would enjoy this shirt?
This shirt is perfect for anyone who loves settling down with true crime content, enjoying a glass of wine, and winding down for an early night. It resonates with introverts and those who appreciate a quiet, cozy evening.
Is this design suitable for gifting?
Absolutely! It makes a fantastic gift for friends, family, or partners who fit the description – especially for birthdays, holidays, or just because.
What does "in bed by nine" signify?
"In bed by nine" is a humorous way to express a preference for an early bedtime, prioritizing rest and relaxation over late-night activities. It's a relatable sentiment for many adults.