Time Or Crayons Premium T-Shirt
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About the Design
This graphic features a bold, sarcastic statement paired with an illustration of two crossed crayons. The design conveys a humorous message about not having the patience or resources to simplify a complex idea for someone.
It's a straightforward and impactful visual that gets the message across with a touch of playful frustration.
What the Phrase Means
The phrase "I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you" is a popular expression of humorous exasperation. It implies that the person receiving the explanation is either unable to grasp basic concepts or that the topic itself is so fundamental it shouldn't require a childishly simple breakdown.
It's often used when one feels a concept is self-evident but is being overcomplicated by the other party.
Who This Design Is For
- Individuals with a dry sense of humor
- Anyone who appreciates witty and sarcastic quotes
- Teachers or parents dealing with endless questions
- Friends who enjoy playfully teasing each other
- People who value direct communication
- Coworkers who understand office frustrations
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People searching for this design often look for:
- sarcastic t-shirts
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- witty quote apparel
- clever sayings shirts
- patience humor gifts
- explain it simply designs
- graphic tees with sayings
- humorous statement shirts
Design Interpretation
The design uses a clean, sans-serif typography for maximum readability against a plain black background. The grey text ensures it stands out without being overly harsh. Two cartoon-style crayons, one blue and one orange, are crossed below the text, providing a simple, universally recognized symbol for basic explanation. The overall mood is humorous and slightly exasperated, achieved through the straightforward text and playful imagery.
Who is this for?
Sarcasm enthusiasts, Individuals with a dry wit, People who get easily exasperated, Anyone who enjoys clever humor, Those needing a simple explanation
Sizing, Fit & Styles
Available Styles & Fits
Sizing & Fit Guide
Our Premium T-Shirt is designed with a modern fit. If you prefer a loose look, we recommend sizing up.
| Available Sizes | Fits Like |
|---|---|
| Small | True to Size |
| Medium | True to Size |
| Large | True to Size |
| Extra Large | True to Size |
| 2X Large | True to Size |
| 3X Large | True to Size |
Care & Frequently Asked Questions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Common Questions
What is the meaning behind the "crayons" phrase?
It's a humorous way to express frustration when you feel a concept is very simple, yet someone is struggling to understand, implying they need an explanation as basic as one for a child.
Is this shirt suitable for work?
While humorous, its suitability depends on your workplace culture. It's best for casual environments or as a fun statement piece where lighthearted sarcasm is appreciated.
Who would enjoy this sarcastic design?
This design is perfect for anyone with a dry sense of humor, those who appreciate witty remarks, or someone who often finds themselves in situations requiring overly simplified explanations.