Speedy Erection Construction Premium T-Shirt
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About the Design
This design features a retro-styled graphic for "Speedy Erection Construction Co." complete with a cityscape under construction and the slogan "WE GET IT UP FAST!". It plays on the double meaning of "erection" in a humorous, vintage advertisement style.
What the Phrase Means
The core phrase "Speedy Erection Construction Co." is a humorous double entendre, combining the literal act of building and raising structures quickly with a suggestive, adult-themed joke. It's a classic example of workplace humor or a dad joke designed to elicit a chuckle.
Who This Design Is For
- Construction workers with a sense of humor
- Fans of adult-themed dad jokes
- Anyone who appreciates witty puns and clever wordplay
- People looking for humorous work-related apparel
- Gift-givers for friends in the trades
- Collectors of retro and distressed graphic tees
Related Humor Apparel
People searching for this design often look for:
- Funny construction worker shirts
- Adult humor building designs
- Dad joke apparel for tradesmen
- Witty graphic tees with puns
- Retro construction company shirts
- Blue collar humor clothing
- Suggestive work phrase t-shirts
- We get it up fast merchandise
Design Interpretation
The artwork utilizes a distressed, off-white (cream) color scheme against a dark, almost black background for the buildings and text outlines, giving it a vintage, worn-out feel. The typography is bold and chunky for the main title, with a starburst graphic emphasizing the 'WE GET IT UP FAST!' slogan. The overall artistic style evokes an old advertisement or workwear logo, contributing to its humorous and slightly gritty mood.
Who is this for?
Construction workers, Fans of dad jokes and puns, Enthusiasts of adult humor, People who appreciate clever wordplay, Gift shoppers for tradesmen
Sizing, Fit & Styles
Available Styles & Fits
Sizing & Fit Guide
Our Premium T-Shirt is designed with a modern fit. If you prefer a loose look, we recommend sizing up.
| Available Sizes | Fits Like |
|---|---|
| Small | True to Size |
| Medium | True to Size |
| Large | True to Size |
| Extra Large | True to Size |
| 2X Large | True to Size |
| 3X Large | True to Size |
Care & Frequently Asked Questions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Common Questions
What is the main joke behind this design?
The design uses a play on words, combining the literal meaning of "erection" in construction (building structures) with its suggestive, adult connotation for comedic effect.
Is this design appropriate for all audiences?
Due to the suggestive double entendre, this design is intended for mature audiences who appreciate adult humor and witty puns.
What kind of style does this graphic represent?
The graphic features a distressed, vintage advertisement style with bold typography and a classic construction site illustration, giving it a retro and humorous feel.