

Attempted Murder Crewneck Sweatshirt
Designed by Look Human
Order Today - Ships By Aug 18
More Info on this Design
Embrace a relaxed lifestyle and everyday warmth with this classic crewneck sweatshirt.
About the Design
This unique t-shirt design features two stylized crows rendered in a rustic, distressed graphic style. The artwork combines a common bird image with a humorous twist, making it a conversation starter for casual wear.
What the Phrase Means
The phrase "Attempted Murder" plays on the collective noun for a group of crows, which is a "murder." By depicting only two crows, the design cleverly suggests an 'attempted' formation of this group, adding a witty and dark humor element.
Who This Design Is For
- Crow and raven enthusiasts
- Fans of dark or witty humor
- People who appreciate clever wordplay
- Individuals seeking unique animal-themed apparel
- Gift shoppers looking for a funny bird-related item
- Those with an alternative or vintage style preference
Related Bird Humor Apparel
People searching for this design often look for:
- funny crow shirt
- bird collective noun tee
- raven pun t-shirt
- distressed animal graphic
- witty bird shirt
- dark humor apparel
- crow lover gift
- clever wordplay clothing
Design Interpretation
The artwork utilizes a stark, two-tone color palette of dark blue and white, enhancing its bold graphic appeal. The distressed texture gives it a vintage, worn-in feel, while the hand-drawn, slightly angular style of the crows and typography creates a quirky and humorous mood. It's a flat graphic, ideal for screen printing on apparel.
Who is this for?
Bird watching enthusiasts, Fans of clever puns and wordplay, Individuals with a dark or sarcastic sense of humor, Gothic or alternative style adherents, Anyone looking for a unique animal-themed gift
Sizing, Fit & Styles
Available Styles & Fits
Sizing & Fit Guide
Our Crewneck Sweatshirt is designed with a modern fit. If you prefer a loose look, we recommend sizing up.
| Available Sizes | Fits Like |
|---|---|
| Small | True to Size |
| Medium | True to Size |
| Large | True to Size |
| Extra Large | True to Size |
| 2X Large | True to Size |
| 3X Large | True to Size |
Care & Frequently Asked Questions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Common Questions
What does "murder" mean in relation to crows?
"Murder" is the collective noun for a flock of crows, a term that has been used for centuries and originates from various folk tales and superstitions.
Is this design suitable for all ages?
The humor is based on a well-known linguistic fact, making it generally suitable for most audiences. While the word 'murder' can be intense, its context as a collective noun for crows is widely understood as a pun.
What kind of style does this shirt complement?
This shirt fits well with casual, quirky, gothic, or alternative styles. It's designed to be a fun conversation starter for anyone with a love for birds or clever, witty humor.
