

Attempted Murder Crows Crewneck Sweatshirt
Designed by Look Human
Order Today - Ships By Aug 18
More Info on this Design
Embrace a relaxed lifestyle and everyday warmth with this classic crewneck sweatshirt.
About the Design
This graphic tee features an eye-catching design of two stylized crows, rendered in a distressed, dark teal texture against a stark white background. Above and below the birds, the phrase 'ATTEMPTED MURDER' is displayed in a matching gritty, hand-drawn font. The visual composition is simple yet striking, highlighting the comedic wordplay.
What the Phrase Means
The humor in this design lies in a classic pun, playing on the collective noun for a group of crows, which is a 'murder.' By presenting two crows alongside the phrase 'Attempted Murder,' the design cleverly alludes to this fact while also suggesting a mischievous, darkly humorous scenario. It's a sophisticated joke that resonates with those who enjoy linguistic twists.
Who This Design Is For
- Bird enthusiasts and crow/raven admirers
- Fans of clever wordplay and puns
- Individuals with a sarcastic or dark sense of humor
- Anyone seeking unique and conversation-starting apparel
- Gift-givers looking for quirky presents
- Those who appreciate rustic or distressed art styles
Related Humor Apparel
People searching for this design often look for:
- crow pun t-shirt
- raven humor tee
- bird collective noun shirt
- funny animal graphic
- dark humor bird shirt
- witty bird apparel
- sarcastic avian design
- clever wordplay t-shirt
Design Interpretation
The artwork is a flat graphic with a distressed, vintage texture, giving it a worn, rustic feel. The typography for 'ATTEMPTED MURDER' is bold and slightly irregular, resembling hand-stamped letters, enhancing the raw and informal mood. The dark blue/teal color of the crows and text contrasts sharply with the white background, making the design pop. The overall mood is humorous, quirky, and slightly edgy.
Who is this for?
Pun enthusiasts, Bird lovers, Fans of dark or sarcastic humor, Individuals with a quirky sense of style, Anyone looking for a unique and witty gift
Sizing, Fit & Styles
Available Styles & Fits
Sizing & Fit Guide
Our Crewneck Sweatshirt is designed with a modern fit. If you prefer a loose look, we recommend sizing up.
| Available Sizes | Fits Like |
|---|---|
| Small | True to Size |
| Medium | True to Size |
| Large | True to Size |
| Extra Large | True to Size |
| 2X Large | True to Size |
| 3X Large | True to Size |
Care & Frequently Asked Questions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Common Questions
What does 'murder' refer to in relation to crows?
In this context, 'murder' is the traditional collective noun used to describe a flock of crows.
What is the humor behind this design?
The humor comes from a pun, combining the collective noun 'murder' for crows with the common phrase 'attempted murder,' creating a witty and slightly dark joke.
What style is the artwork?
The artwork features a distressed, hand-drawn graphic style with a dark blue/teal color scheme on a white background, giving it a rustic, edgy, and illustrative feel.
