Attempted Murder Premium T-Shirt
Designed by Look Human
Order Today - Ships By Aug 18
More Info on this Design
Perfect for casual wear, lightweight comfort, and intense gym sessions.
About the Design
This graphic features two stylized crows or ravens, depicted with a distressed texture, giving the artwork a vintage or worn appearance. The birds are positioned facing each other, their bodies overlapping in a design that visually complements the phrase.
What the Phrase Means
The phrase 'Attempted Murder' is a clever pun, playing on the collective noun for a group of crows, which is a "murder." This design combines the common understanding of the legal term with ornithological trivia, creating a darkly humorous and intelligent piece of wordplay. It appeals to those who enjoy a bit of dry wit and irony.
Who This Design Is For
- Bird enthusiasts and ornithology fans
- Individuals with a dark or sarcastic sense of humor
- Collectors of unique and witty graphic tees
- Anyone who appreciates clever linguistic puns
- Fans of corvids like crows and ravens
- Gift shoppers looking for an edgy, humorous present
Related Humor Apparel
People searching for this design often look for:
- Funny crow shirts
- Raven pun gifts
- Sarcastic animal tees
- Dark humor graphic clothing
- Clever wordplay shirts
- Corvid art apparel
- Witty bird watcher gifts
- Collective noun humor designs
Design Interpretation
The artwork features two stylized crows or ravens in a distressed, dark blue graphic on a white background. The typography for 'ATTEMPTED MURDER' is a blocky, somewhat irregular, hand-drawn style, also distressed, matching the birds' texture. The overall mood is quirky, darkly humorous, and visually striking, with a vintage or worn aesthetic that adds to its unique appeal.
Who is this for?
Bird enthusiasts, Fans of dark and sarcastic humor, Collectors of unique graphic tees, Anyone who loves clever wordplay, Goth and alternative style admirers
Sizing, Fit & Styles
Available Styles & Fits
Sizing & Fit Guide
Our Premium T-Shirt is designed with a modern fit. If you prefer a loose look, we recommend sizing up.
| Available Sizes | Fits Like |
|---|---|
| Small | True to Size |
| Medium | True to Size |
| Large | True to Size |
| Extra Large | True to Size |
| 2X Large | True to Size |
| 3X Large | True to Size |
Care & Frequently Asked Questions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Common Questions
What is a 'murder' of crows?
A 'murder' is the traditional collective noun used to describe a flock of crows, originating from old folklore and beliefs about these intelligent birds.
What kind of birds are depicted?
The design features two stylized corvids, which are commonly recognized as crows or ravens. These birds are known for their intelligence, social structures, and striking dark plumage.
Is this shirt suitable for all ages?
Due to the dark humor and play on the word 'murder,' this design is generally intended for adults or young adults who appreciate witty, edgy humor and clever wordplay.
