Attempted Murder Crows Premium T-Shirt
Designed by Look Human
More Info on this Design
Perfect for casual wear, lightweight comfort, and intense gym sessions.
About the Design
This design features two stylized ravens with a distinctive distressed texture, creating a vintage and edgy aesthetic. The birds are positioned in a dynamic, almost confrontational way, perfectly setting the stage for the clever wordplay below.
What the Phrase Means
The phrase 'Attempted Murder' is a witty play on words, referencing the collective noun for a group of crows or ravens, which is a 'murder.' It humorously suggests a mischievous or plotting nature for these intelligent birds, combining a common legal term with ornithological fact.
Who This Design Is For
- Bird watchers and ornithology enthusiasts
- Fans of dark humor and clever puns
- Individuals who appreciate unique animal graphics
- Gothic and alternative style admirers
- Anyone looking for a conversation-starting tee
- Gift shoppers for friends with a dry wit
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Design Interpretation
The artwork employs a stark, two-color palette of dark blue-grey on a white background, giving it a bold and classic appeal. The distressed texture adds a vintage, worn-in feel, enhancing the overall raw and edgy artistic style. The typography for 'ATTEMPTED MURDER' is hand-drawn with an irregular, slightly jagged outline, reinforcing the mischievous and humorous mood of the design.
Who is this for?
Bird enthusiasts and crow lovers, Fans of clever puns and wordplay, Individuals with a dark or dry sense of humor, People who enjoy unique, conversation-starting graphic tees, Anyone appreciating a distressed, vintage aesthetic
Sizing, Fit & Styles
Available Styles & Fits
Sizing & Fit Guide
Our Premium T-Shirt is designed with a modern fit. If you prefer a loose look, we recommend sizing up.
| Available Sizes | Fits Like |
|---|---|
| Small | True to Size |
| Medium | True to Size |
| Large | True to Size |
| Extra Large | True to Size |
| 2X Large | True to Size |
| 3X Large | True to Size |
Care & Frequently Asked Questions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Common Questions
What is a 'murder' of crows?
A 'murder' is the collective noun used to describe a flock of crows. This term dates back to the 15th century, stemming from old folk tales and superstitions.
What makes this design humorous?
The humor comes from the clever wordplay, using the collective noun 'murder' for crows in conjunction with the legal term 'attempted murder.' It suggests a mischievous and plotting nature for the birds.
What is the artistic style of the graphic?
The graphic features a distressed, linocut-like artistic style with a two-tone color scheme, giving it a bold, vintage, and slightly edgy aesthetic.