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A premium apparel choice for your daily wardrobe.
Design Interpretation
The design cleverly satirizes the intense analytical nature of golf by treating scoring metrics (par) as arbitrary rules open to debate. By surrounding the core declaration with intricate, textbook-like diagrams, coordinates, and formulas (such as calculating average strokes per hole), it mimics an academic paper. This mock-serious aesthetic serves as a funny coping mechanism for high-handicap players who love the game but struggle with the scorecard.
Who is this for?
High handicap golfers, Golfers with a sense of humor, Weekend golf league players, Math and science geeks who golf, Dads looking for funny golf apparel
Sizing, Fit & Styles
Available Styles & Fits
Sizing & Fit Guide
Our Youth Tee is designed with a modern fit. If you prefer a loose look, we recommend sizing up.
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.

