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Possum Coffee Before Danger Halloween Hooded Sweatshirt featuring Start the day your way with the Danger Waiting Coffee First  – designed by Parody Paws @ SunFrog
Possum Coffee Before Danger Design

Danger Waiting Coffee First Possum Hooded Sweatshirt

Funny Tired Opossum Coffee Graphic

Designed by Parody Paws

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$42.00
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Layer up for colder weather, crisp morning approaches, and outdoor adventures with this premium hoodie.

A detailed and humorous illustration of a sleep-deprived opossum clinging tightly to a red coffee thermos. Featuring stylized, distressed text that reads 'Danger Waiting Coffee First', this graphic perfectly captures the relatable feeling of needing caffeine before facing the world.

Design Interpretation

The artwork showcases an expressive, tired opossum clutching a vintage-style red thermos adorned with a skull and coffee cup emblem. Set within a dark red circular frame depicting a forest night scene under a crescent moon, framed by aggressive, high-energy distressed typography.

Who is this for?

Coffee addicts, Opossum lovers, Night owls, Grumpy morning people, Goth and alternative style lovers

Sizing, Fit & Styles

Available Styles & Fits

Premium T-ShirtHooded SweatshirtCrewneck SweatshirtTank Top

Sizing & Fit Guide

Our Hooded Sweatshirt is designed with a modern fit. If you prefer a loose look, we recommend sizing up.

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Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
  • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
  • Do not dry clean.

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