
Too Damn Eggs-Pensive Crewneck Sweatshirt
The phrase captures the relatable frustration of shoppers who encounter rising grocery costs and appreciate a clever, food-related pun.
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About the Design
About the Design
This graphic features a simple, bold illustration of an open egg carton holding six eggs. The design is clean and striking, emphasizing the clear message. It’s presented in a classic white-on-black style, ensuring high visibility and timeless appeal.
What the Phrase Means
The phrase "THE EGGS ARE TOO DAMN EGGS-PENSIVE!" is a playful pun on the word "expensive." It cleverly incorporates the subject of eggs into the complaint about their cost. This reflects a common, lighthearted frustration many people share regarding rising grocery prices, particularly for staples like eggs.
Who This Design Is For
- Fans of witty wordplay and puns
- Individuals who enjoy dad jokes and clever humor
- Anyone frustrated by high grocery prices or inflation
- Food enthusiasts and home cooks
- People looking for a unique conversation-starting tee
- Gift shoppers for friends and family with a good sense of humor
Related Humor Apparel
People searching for this design often look for:
- funny food t-shirts
- grocery price humor shirts
- clever pun apparel
- dad joke graphic tees
- inflation commentary clothing
- egg lover gifts
- kitchen humor shirts
- sarcastic food quotes
Design Interpretation
The artwork is a flat graphic in a bold, illustrative style, rendered in stark white against a black background. The typography is strong and all-caps, enhancing the directness of the humorous message. The mood is lighthearted and cheeky, using visual simplicity to deliver a memorable pun.
Design Identity
Sizing & Fit Guide
Our Crewneck Sweatshirt is designed with a modern fit. If you prefer a loose look, we recommend sizing up.
| Available Sizes | Fits Like |
|---|---|
| Small | True to Size |
| Medium | True to Size |
| Large | True to Size |
| Extra Large | True to Size |
| 2X Large | True to Size |
| 3X Large | True to Size |
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Frequently Asked Questions
When will my Too Damn Eggs-Pensive Crewneck Sweatshirt arrive?
Our Dad Jokes items are printed on demand. Production typically takes 2-4 days, plus standard shipping time.
Is the print quality durable?
Absolutely! We use professional DTF printing that results in vibrant, long-lasting colors perfect for everyday wear on your Crewneck Sweatshirt.
What if the size doesn't fit?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If your Crewneck Sweatshirt doesn't fit as expected, contact us for an easy exchange.
Can I get this design on a different style?
Yes! Check the style selector above to see all available options including hoodies and sweatshirts for the Too Damn Eggs-Pensive graphic.
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