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If Found Drunk Return To Wife Tank Top
$19.00
If Found Drunk, Return to Wife
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$38.00
If Found Drunk: Tank Top · Black · Extra Small · I'm Wife I'm Drunk Too Send Help: Tank Top · Black · Extra Small
More Info on this Design
A premium apparel choice for your daily wardrobe.
Design Interpretation
This graphic features a bold, hand-drawn typography layout with a retro distressed/grunge texture. The main text reads 'IF FOUND DRUNK PLEASE RETURN TO MY Wife' in a combination of blocky, bold white letters, a yellow banner, and elegant yellow cursive script. Two clinking, frothy beer mugs anchor the center of the design, surrounded by stars and decorative scroll flourishes. The color scheme of white, golden yellow, and black outlines is designed to pop dramatically on dark-colored apparel.
Who is this for?
Married men with a sense of humor, Husbands who enjoy beer and drinking, Wives looking for a funny gift for their husband, Bachelor party attendees, Pub crawl and Oktoberfest enthusiasts
Sizing, Fit & Styles
Available Styles & Fits
Sizing & Fit Guide
Our Tank Top is designed with a modern fit. If you prefer a loose look, we recommend sizing up.
View size guideCare & Frequently Asked Questions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
