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Thou May Ingest Richards Premium T-Shirt
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Perfect for casual wear, lightweight comfort, and intense gym sessions.
About the Design
This unique graphic features a parchment scroll, giving it an ancient, decree-like appearance. The text is rendered in a distinctive old English font, adding to its medieval and formal aesthetic. The design perfectly blends historical style with modern-day humor.
What the Phrase Means
The phrase "Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards" is a clever, anachronistic way to express a common dismissive insult. It uses archaic language to deliver a lighthearted yet sharp retort. This witty expression is perfect for those who appreciate wordplay and a touch of cheeky humor.
Who This Design Is For
- Fans of clever wordplay and puns
- Individuals with a sarcastic sense of humor
- People who enjoy historical or fantasy aesthetics
- Anyone looking for a unique novelty gift
- Those who appreciate witty comebacks
- Friends who love playful banter
Related Humor Apparel
People searching for this design often look for:
- Funny archaic sayings shirts
- Sarcastic old English graphic tees
- Medieval style insult clothing
- Witty historical humor apparel
- Clever wordplay t-shirts
- Anachronistic joke designs
- Gothic font funny phrases
- Parchment scroll humor shirts
Design Interpretation
The design features an aged parchment scroll, conveying a sense of antiquity and formality. The black gothic, old English font enhances this historical aesthetic, contrasting humorously with the modern slang hidden within the archaic phrasing. The overall mood is cheeky, intelligent, and subtly rebellious.
Who is this for?
Sarcastic individuals, Fans of historical humor, Witty phrase enthusiasts, Gift seekers for a friend with a good sense of humor, People who enjoy unique, anachronistic designs
Sizing, Fit & Styles
Available Styles & Fits
Sizing & Fit Guide
Our Premium T-Shirt is designed with a modern fit. If you prefer a loose look, we recommend sizing up.
| Available Sizes | Fits Like |
|---|---|
| Small | True to Size |
| Medium | True to Size |
| Large | True to Size |
| Extra Large | True to Size |
| 2X Large | True to Size |
| 3X Large | True to Size |
Care & Frequently Asked Questions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Common Questions
What is the meaning behind "Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards"?
It's a humorous and anachronistic way of delivering a modern, dismissive insult using old English phrasing, meaning "eat a bag of d*cks."
What style of font is used in the design?
The design features a bold, black gothic or old English script, giving it a classic, medieval, and formal appearance.
Is this design suitable as a gift?
Yes, it's an excellent gift for anyone with a sharp wit, a love for unique humor, or an appreciation for historical-style novelty items.