Constipated Virgin Beaver Don't Give A Shit Sticker
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About the Design
This artwork features a cartoon beaver with an angry expression, clutching a stack of logs. The humorous text plays on the beaver's known industrious nature and a common explicit idiom.
What the Phrase Means
The phrase 'I must be a constipated virgin beaver the way I don't give a shit, fuck or damn' is a humorous, self-deprecating, and explicit way to express a complete lack of concern or indifference. It combines a silly animal comparison with strong language to convey a defiant attitude.
Who This Design Is For
- Individuals with a strong, sarcastic sense of humor
- Anyone who appreciates explicit and edgy jokes
- Friends or family members who are notoriously indifferent
- People looking for unique and provocative statement apparel
- Fans of funny animal graphics with an adult twist
- Gift shoppers seeking humorous and unconventional presents
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Design Interpretation
The artwork uses a flat graphic cartoon style with a limited color palette of browns and yellow-orange for the text. The beaver is depicted with an exaggerated angry expression, clutching logs, reinforcing the 'constipated' aspect of the joke. The bold, slightly distressed yellow typography on a black background enhances the direct and defiant mood.
Who is this for?
People who love sarcastic humor, Individuals with a defiant attitude, Fans of explicit funny phrases, Anyone who embraces not caring, Collectors of unique animal-themed humor
Sizing, Fit & Styles
Available Styles & Fits
Sizing & Fit Guide
Our Sticker is designed with a modern fit. If you prefer a loose look, we recommend sizing up.
| Available Sizes | Fits Like |
|---|---|
| 5-6 inches | True to Size |
Care & Frequently Asked Questions
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Common Questions
What does 'constipated virgin beaver' refer to in this design?
It's a humorous and self-deprecating analogy used to introduce an explicit declaration of not caring or giving attention to something. The 'constipated' part alludes to not being able to 'give a shit.'
Is this design appropriate for all audiences?
Due to the explicit language ("shit," "fuck," "damn"), this design is intended for mature audiences who appreciate edgy and adult humor. It may not be suitable for children or conservative environments.
What kind of mood does this t-shirt express?
This t-shirt expresses a mood of complete indifference, defiance, and sarcastic humor. It's for someone who wants to boldly state their lack of concern.